Attack of the Killer Goat!

October 10, 2007

So here’s what happened. I was trying to do my business in an unoccupied field. The goat that lives with a hound dog and a duck outside the house next to the field kept getting closer. I kept trying to do my business. Then it came charging at me and the Dad. Surely it’s chain would stop it. But it wasn’t tied up! It headbutted me in my head! Luckily, not with the horns, but just with the head. Then the Dad had to wrestly with it. It headbutted him in the legs. So we both had to fight him and then call for back up from neighbor Jay to help send the goat home to his hound dog and duck. I was so out of breath after that, and all worked up, but I still finished my walk and found somewhere else to do my business. Sheesh. This is not a picture of the ACTUAL goat, because that would be too dangerous to get a picture right now, maybe when things have cooled off a bit between us. But this is basically what he looks like. Only bigger and meaner.



5 Responses to “Attack of the Killer Goat!”

  1. Ling said

    Goats can be soooo crazy. There was once the goat chased my Missy. I don’t know if she cried. She prolly did, she was a kid then.


  2. Girl Girl Hamster said

    Oh that’s so scary.. I hope you and your dad are ok

    ~ Girl girl

  3. Simba said

    Are you sure the goat was bigger and meaner? That was unlucky, next time check the length of the chain.

    Simba xx

  4. Ivy said

    oh my dogness! bigger and meaner head-butting goats! wut is that hound dog thinking? he shud haf trained the goat better not to attack dogs and theyr dads. i dont blame the duck cuz ducks are not overly clever but the hound dog shud haf done better.

    i hope you dont haf a headache!

    luv ivy

  5. Cubby said

    OMG! That’s crazy! We need a picture.

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